fedorable-patrick

waterbuffaloes:

thisisanatattack:

My dad has been obsessed with Pete Wentz ever since he heard him say “We need to stop teaching kids to wait for things to get better and start teaching them to act and change things in order to better their situations, because it is unhealthy to completely rely on others for happiness. So kids, just remember that only you can make you happy.” at a concert.

ahomeboyslife

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING I’VE EVER SEEN

fedorable-patrick

goddammitshinji:

obichan:

engagedbbw:

joodleeatsrainbows:

dorkinthefreakkingdom:

kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:

And my personal favorite:

Popcorn guy is my favorite.

okay seriously in the extended pictures, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FAMILY COMPLAINING ABOUT WITH THE PIZZA ON THE TABLE? LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT

I like the last one “Oh my god, I’m on fire? Better jump out a fucking window then.

I’ve said it 100 times, I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIAL PEOPLE SO MUCH!!

Infomercials are how I’ve learned about americans and their society.

but u forgot the best

image

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hellisbucky:

setfiretothestarlight:

yourlocalpsychopath:

butihitanightfury:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT




OH MY GOD

jesus are you people reading the little text notes in the music because oh my god
"increase breathing"
"duck"
"breathe now"
"insert peanuts"
"untie slipknot"

*remove cattle from stage*

release the penguins!

hellisbucky:

setfiretothestarlight:

yourlocalpsychopath:

butihitanightfury:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

OH MY GOD

jesus are you people reading the little text notes in the music because oh my god

"increase breathing"

"duck"

"breathe now"

"insert peanuts"

"untie slipknot"

*remove cattle from stage*

release the penguins!